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Whether you use them for shredding or not, they will look really cool sitting on your desk, and they're cheap. details
Everyone at the beach will know that if your towel could talk, it would have some stories to tell. details
Dead guy in the cabinet drawer? No, but close enough, and for a very reasonable price. details
Looks great in any cubicle, especially when they turn the lights out. You can arrange them in little dioramas, perhaps with the
Or toilet paper with lipstick kisses, camo, or money. If you prefer to spend a lot more money, you could spend $5 a roll for
Add 3 AAA batteries, shake it, and it beats just like a real heart, without the mess. So cute! So creepy! details
Show someone that you love them with all of your heart (lamp). "Touch any part of the lamp and the electric currents will attract themselves to your finger like magic... Red phosphor highlights the valves and veins while electric arcs pulse through the red glass globe." details
There's always room for Jello! We like to add little pieces of fruit when we use it. details
Almost three feet tall, and apparently very accurate. "Calvarium is removable," whatever that means. details
Vendor sez: "Precious Moments™ Angel Saves The Day is 22 minutes of fun as your child helps a Native American child save a community." We're thinking of sending one to Mickey Rourke. details
Heeeere's Teddy! This lovable little guy re-enacts Nicholson's most famous entrance from Kubrick's classic film "The Shining." 3 and 3/4 inches tall, with the cutest little ax. details
Every now and then we come across an item that makes all the slogging through catalogs of cutesie sweaters for old ladies worthwhile. How about an official Barbie doll of Tippi Hedren being attacked by the title characters from the Hitchcock movie? Compare the outfit (and matching handbag!) with
Sure, there are all kinds of gimmicky novelty rubber ducks out there now, but we think that this dead one is kind of special. details
Not just smoke, but
Wear it when someone's cutting your hair, or wear it when you you're walking around town so that people know that you're not to be trifled with. details
Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details
Comb your hair and cut it at the same time. Probably not a great idea when you're drunk. details
If you really want to piss off your Red Sox or Mets fan friends, this will make them livid. details
Hold it and take a reading. Stretch out the word "love" when you say it: "Spiral luuuuuuuv meter." details
A zombie torso crawls from the ooze—in your choice of delicious flavors! details
Produce flame from the tip of your thumb. They'll think your some kind of god! details
When they say "horror movie," they basically mean "Psycho." The matching bloody footprint bathmat is a very nice touch. 100% polyester! details
Push this thing against your chin and you'll look younger. Or something. "Comes with 3 levels of resistance coils for rapid results from beginner to advanced toning and easy-to-follow instruction manual." details
OK, they're actually silicon, and not liquid, but they look like dripping blood. Each one is hand-poured by a Japanese artist. Not limited for use in "Twilight" and Bram Stoker books; a George Will work, perhaps? details
This 8" stainless chef's knife has a fired-on, food-safe design of: bloodstains! Comes with a gift box and an "evidence" tag. Great when making dinner for your vegetarian friends. details
Are your zombies lonely? Maybe they need some cute little brain-eating companions. details
A permanent, light-up cross that uses solar power. "Ideal for gravesite, garden or memorial marker. Weather-resistant polyresin with a stone-like finish." details
When you squeeze it, it makes some weird sound, and the vendor says that this helps to relieve stress. They also say that "keeping a disembodied monkey head on your desk serves as a warning to other primates of what will happen if they cross you," which makes more sense. details
Just look at the picture. How great are these? Works with black lights as well. 12 pieces. details
It's "based on the ancient Chinese use of magnetic therapy," but it doesn't really make red lightning bolts come out of your hand. "May" help day-long treatment for arthritic discomfort. details
Are your guests staying too long? Or just staying in the shower too long? Have they seen
