These nice, clean, FDA-approved temporary tattoos will make your shoes or sneakers look very gross. Fake bird shit, fake blood, and more. details

Zoinks, Scoob! For generations, their first hipster. A simple costume, but the hair, goatee and exact shade of the shirt will make it clear who you are. Also includes brown pants. details

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

Mints for zombies: mints that taste like braaaaaaaaaains! details

This squishy vinyl squeaking toy is 3.5 by 3.5 inches. Don't point out to people that you bought it; for maximum effect, just wait for them to casually notice your dog gnawing away at it. details

What to do when they come for you. details

Very cute, but raises an important question: if you're not old enough to walk, can you qualify among the walking undead? details

This long, flowing, yet removable mullet will make you very cool, in the "ironic" sense of the word "cool." details

Make a cake of horror: an edible coffin, with a skeleton in it, or apparently you can decorate it as a zombie or whatever else you can imagine. details

Lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing. If you bought one of these for someone else, it would be a true hipster gift. details

Stickers that show who's in a minivan's family are so cute, especially when the pets are there too! But not these stickers. This is a family of the walking undead. Fido holding Junior's right leg in his mouth actually is a bit cute, but the overall effect of these stickers is more Munster Mobile than minivan. details

Black roses and screaming skulls—the perfect way to greet trick or treaters. 16 inches across. details

Wear one of the choice of eight colors offered here, and under a blacklight (which are always popular at Halloween parties) people will see that you have truly hot lips. details

The original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. That's right, zombie scenes have been inserted into the classic text to turn this novel into a roaring, updated, blood-fest! Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock, the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice. details

About the scariest single Elvis item we've seen. The costume face actually goes over your chest, and your head goes in the giant hair thing, which we assume has eye holes. details

If you're a surgeon, this is sure to brighten up your patients young and old. (Warning: there is a slight possibility that it will creep them out.) Also available: matador with rose in his teeth, old man, and shark masks. details

Not just a bacon jacket or bacon pants, but a full bacon suit. Look how happy this guy is. One standard size (42-48), so it's a big bacon suit. details

My, what big eyes you have! Vendor sez "Buy a bunch so you and your friends can act out your own anime and post it online, because that’s how it’s done." These would look great with a simple white racing helmet. details

Is it a crazed vampire with blood dripping from his fangs, or a hard plastic replacement for most ketchup bottle sizes that lets you dispense ketchup from the fangs? The latter. details

Slip these washable nylon sleeves over your arm, and it will look like you have some serious tattoos. Choice of twelve designs ranging from badass to really badass. details

Put this on, walk down the street, and people will know that you are special. Latex with faux fur mane, Fits most adult heads. Pink fuzzy vest thing not included, which is probably just as well. details

Ladies, in the immortal "Wilma or Betty" question, most gentlemen agree: Betty. Costume includes her blue dress outfitted with a black belt featuring bone accents, and includes a black wig with blue bow in it. details

Makes it clear that you've been busy. Bloody busy. details

When they say "horror movie," they basically mean "Psycho." The matching bloody footprint bathmat is a nice touch. 100% polyester! details

Sterile bandages and a free prize. Excellent for a very low-key Halloween costume. details

It's like we always say, "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare." OK, we never say that. Did you know that this cult was only founded in 1966? Not so old after all. Includes latex headpiece with pony tail attached. One more thing: be real careful if you wear this to the airport. details

A candy necklace, but with two (candy) fangs hanging off the front, which makes the other candy "pearls" look a little more like regular teeth. Chilling, yet playful. details

Looks great in any cubicle, especially when they turn the lights out. You can arrange them in little dioramas, perhaps with the Horrified B-Movie Victim Action Figures! details

Not a cute rat, but a mean one, with glowing eyes. And textured skin! details

Look, the vendor gave it the name "Jesus/Pharoah" costume, not us, but this costume's ability to pull double duty really adds to its value. With beard: Jesus! Without: Pharoah! Great for one-man shows. details

Jinkies! Was Velma the first hipster chick? Costume includes her orange top and red skirt, glasses (you may want to substitute bigger ones) and a wig to replicate that ever-important hair. details

This insulated lunch bag can also hold a six-pack, and with HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT written in big red letters on the side, no one will be messing with your lunch. Or sixpack. details