to wear & accessorize

Hip clothes, funny clothes, weird clothes.

Lucky Charms lip balm

Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers... and mixed berry! Remember, psychedelic drugs had nothing to do with it. (Or with H.R. Pufnstuff.) Magically delicious! details

Wi-fi detector shirt

Glowing lines on the shirt change color to show how strong the local wi-fi signal is. details

"Mexican Standoff" T-shirt

The enternal struggle between rock, paper, and scissors comes to a stalemate. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Jesus belt

Choice of black or white belt to go with this fine buckle covered with Swarovski crystals. details

Breakfast cereal necklace

Maybe it's a Cheerio, maybe it's a Fruit Loop, maybe it's an Apple Jack but it's in solid sterling silver, so you'll never know. Wrapped in a nice gift box! details

Pinhole camera solargraphy kit

Relive the early days of photography, except that you can use color film too, which should be pretty cool. Uses 35mm film. Some assembly required, but that's part of the fun. details

"Hola, Soy Milk (Hello, I am Milk)" T-shirt

Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Angry Hello Kitty clutch

My Hello Kitty is an angry Hello Kitty, and she's also an excellent purse. Durable vinyl with embroidered face, leather bow with embroidered skull, and six credit card pockets. details

Batgirl babydoll T-shirt

This shirt, available in a choice of sizes, speaks for itself, but we will add that YouTube has an excellent compilation of Yvonne Craig Batgirl clips. details

Hamburger ear muffs

Warm your ears with burgers on toasty buns with the works. details

Hello Kitty "Rocker Chick" tote

We think that they should just call it the Hello Kitty badass tote. Faux snake skin, pink glitter logo, Ms. Kitty scowling as much as she can... this is great. details

Sharks with lasers T-shirt

Available in men's and women's sizes, and as a hoodie. details

Barrel O'Monkey silver necklace

Reminds us of the classic line in Toy Story "We need more monkeys!" Solid sterling 1 1/2" charm is cast from an actual Barrel O'Monkey. Comes with a 17" chain. details

"Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts" T-shirt

You don't get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

"Touchdown!" T-shirt

What an athlete! Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Caffeine molecule necklace

Sterling silver pendant of a caffeine molecule on a silver chain. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics. details

Mini cassette tape headphone cord winder

Keep those dangling cords in a little reproduction of an audio cassette. Tell the world that even though you're using the new technology, you know all about the era when mixtapes were on actual tapes. details

Broken image necklace

The pendant on my necklace had an image, but it won't come up. details

"ironic" t-shirt

Oh, the irony. details

Lego camera

A real digital camera made from real Legos. USB port, built-in flash, the whole deal. details

"I survied the Rapture" T-shirt

Show everyone that you made it through the big day. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

"This is Not a Drill" T-shirt

Or.... is it? Available in men's and women's sizes. details

"Stay S'more" T-shirt

If only the Ghostbusters had thought of this. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

"Free Lemons" T-shirt

Great for lemon lovers. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Vox T-shirt

Classic amps, weird guitars (like that teardrop thing Brian Jones had) and now a T-shirt! details

Monster bandages

Sterile bandages and a free prize. Excellent for a very low-key Halloween costume. details

Stainless steel skull ring

Eat your heart out Keith Richards, with only one skull on your ring. details

Cadillac fitted baseball hat

Cadillac style. details

Gun wallet chain

At the end of this twenty-eight chain is a blingin' gun. details

"i2 I keep it Real" T-shirt

Requires some high-school level math to get the joke. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Box of 100 Latex Gloves

Use them for—OK, we don't want to know. details

Bling bandages

You'll want to wear these even where you don't have a cut, because they'll show that you have true flashy style. details

Electronic drum kit shirt

Tap the drums on the shirt's picture and hear them. Lay down a fat beat. Need proof? Watch the video. details

Chinchilla fur apron

Fake fur, but still, the most luxurious apron you've ever seen. details

Analog bandages

Black-and-white bandages show turntables, audio cassettes, and vintage speakers. These are so cool you'll want to wear them even when you don't have a cut. details

Enchanted unicorn bandages

Don't settle for regular unicorn bandages. Magical healing powers, unless you're allergic to latex. details

Astro Boy zipper bag

Anime is almost 60 years old? That's right, because this guy is almost 60 years old. A retro classic, but still so modern? 5" by 4" with two compartments. details

BBQ grill towel

It's hot at the beach, but hotter on this excellent 30" x 60" 100% cotton towel. details

Springfield Isotopes T-shirt

Homer's home team (remember when he was their mascot?) and what an excellent logo. details

"Get Real/Be Rational" T-shirt

Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Light Up C.Z. Earring

LEDs and a tiny battery make these earrings light up. Sold individually. details

Sony Playstation controller bling pendant

For the gangsta geek. Rhodium plating, and just crusty with cubic zirconia. details

Men's gold Radii hiphop shoes

Especially excellent when traveling to other planets, or to just give that impression. details

Anatomical heart necklace

This pewter pendant really looks like a heart, and you can wear it over yours. It has auricles, ventricles, the whole deal, in pewter on two sterline silver chains. details

Haiku T-shirt

The wisdom of the East, now available as an ironic T-shirt. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Chocolate bunnies T-shirt

Good for Easter, or maybe not. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Duchamp DADA shirt

Baby Marcel crawls toward his Bicycle Wheel readymade with a manic smile. Probably just as well that the shirt designer didn't go with the R. Mutt "Fountain." details

Emergency clown nose

Someone needs a happy clown? A sad clown? A nasty clown? Keep this in your glove compartment and you'll be ready for anything. details

"Ice ice baby" T-shirt

Nice, baby. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Butcher's apron

Makes it clear that you've been busy. Bloody busy. details

Rainbow LED rave mouthpiece

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

Bright Feet light-up slippers

These amazing slippers have built-in weight and light sensors that turn on lights as you walk around in the dark. No more bumping into stuff in the middle of the night. Get them for the whole family, then pose for group shots with them. details

"With our powers combined we are... Platypus" T-shirt

Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

"Pirate encyclopedia" T-shirt

Popular in Somalia. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Play Doh cologne

That distinctive smell, available in a spray bottle. An actual Hasbro product, not some clever boutique thing; they say that it's "meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood." details

Etch-a-Sketch iPad case

iPad case has rubber feet, felt backing, and retractable kick stands to prop your iPad up at an angle, and cut-outs to give you access to the important plugs and switches. And, everything you view will look like it's on an Etch-a-Sketch screen. details

Gretsch drums logo T-shirt

Who played Gretsch drums? Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones, Art Blakey, Charlie Watts, Mikey Dolenz, the Linkin Park guy... details

Rubber chicken necklace

At last, this classic comedy prop is available in a tasteful sterling silver with a matching chain. details

Germusu - Single Celled Pouch

These colorful zipper pouches are shaped like various germs, and as you can see, look particulary great with something in their little mouths. details

Fake tattoo sleeves

Slip these washable nylon sleeves over your arm, and it will look like you have some serious tattoos. Choice of twelve designs ranging from badass to really badass. details

Customized Chronic album cover T-shirt

Instead of Dr. Dre, it could be anything. Imagine the possibilities. details

Ice cream cone shower cap

So distinguished. details