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Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, and Marky (the sunglasses suggest Tommy, but it looks more like Marky's hair) as 3.75" tall teddy bears. details
Not just fuzzy dice, but
Jane and Michael Stern's classic work on cool local food wherever you happen to be. (Hint: no fancy restaurants or national fast food chains are included.). USA Today called it "a bible for motorists seeking mouth-watering barbecue or homemade pie," and People magazine called it "a cross-country culinary guide that should be stashed in every food lover’s glove compartment." details
This ceramic, double-walled, dishwasher safe coffee cup looks like a paper cup, complete with lid, but isn't one. details
This 68 Comeback Special Elvis cuckoo clock is amazing standing still, but when it's actually working, he comes out of the little doors at the top at the beginning of each hour to sing Hound Dog, Don't Be Cruel, Blue Suede Shoes, or Love Me Tender. Crafted of solid wood with rich black finish. It's just so... details
Press the little button, and it says things like "At the next intersection, you will be driven completely insane!" And it may be right! details
Gross people out! The metal blade in this 3" by 5" guillotine "slices" through your finger without a drop of blood. details
Learn how to combine some basic electronics skills with a bit of simple sewing to create light-up buttons for your jackets, headphone/hats, and more. details
When the alarm goes off, you can only turn it off by hitting the bulls eye with the laser. Also available: pole dancer alarm clock and a toddler puzzle alarm clock. details
You've heard of Sonic the Hedgehog? This is for chasing Sonic Moles. Features "penetrating sonic pulses." Look at that little guy go! details
Not just a Kool Kat; an iKool Kat. Connect it to your PC or MP3 players, and in addition to to playing your music, it dances to the beat of the music and lights up with millions of color patterns. Also available as
Punk rock is so over—in fact, it was in 1978. details
Build whatever you want around the included motor, like a walking dinosaur. Check out the
LEDs and a tiny battery make these earrings light up. Sold individually. details
A sleek, lightweight watch with a USB connection to 2 GB of storage. details