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Mr. Marley looking a little less relaxes than he does in most other offstage pictures of him. He was into his soccer. 1000 pieces! details

This 4.5" tall bloodshot eyeball is wearing a shriner fez for an extra creepy touch. A couple of them, bobbling together on your back dashboard facing cars behind you, would be especially great. details

Squishing pennies under trains, licking batteries—there are all kinds of things that will teach kids about science and pushing the envelope. This book will show them how. details

There are many ways to listen to recorded music, but the true hipster puts 7" 45 RPM vinyl at the top of his precious list. These coasters look a bit like old soul records, which is something else that hipsters get all worked up about. details

Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details

We're sure that this is all properly licensed with EPE, but it has the weird edge of Elvis folk art. Check out the intense stare of the Elvis on the right. At four feet by five feet, this could really work as a tapestry. details

This iPhone 4 case looks like a cassette, with the added bonus of being lenticular (you know, like blinky rings) for a 3-D effect. details

After you use this, guess how clean your hands will be. details

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

Wrapping paper for the geek in your life: equations, binary, Christmasbots, and more. details

Surely you and visitors to your kitchen can be more creative than whoever spelled the words shown in the picture. Includes over 100 tiles, with all Scrabble letters plus double word, triple word, and triple letter tiles. details

For a 6 - 12 month old baby to chill in. And what an excellent font. details

Available in men's and women's sizes, and as a hoodie: sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads. details

Who played Gretsch drums? Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones, Art Blakey, Charlie Watts, Mikey Dolenz, the Linkin Park guy... details

It's not transubstantiated until the right guy performs the right ceremony (and apparently, it has to be a guy) but still, these appear to be the real thing. details

The next time someone asks "who gives a flying fuck?" show them that you do. Just being a remote control helicopter is nice, but this is clearly a special one. The "U" in the vendor's image is blurred here out of coyness, but not in the actual copter. details
Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, and Marky (the sunglasses suggest Tommy, but it looks more like Marky's hair) as 3.75" tall teddy bears. details

Basically like Silly String (although not using that registered trademark name) with an excellent improvement: it glows under blacklight. So, when it's spraying through the air... well, just imagine. details

The Hindu destroyer god tells you the time from your wrist forever and ever, or at least until you need a new battery. details

Makeup, special effects, lighting, props, marketing, promotion—how to do it all. details