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Nickel-plated zinc alloy ninja stars have a nail replacing one point so that when you nail it into the wall it will look like someone just attacked, and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat. details
Move up to this cute 3D picture of animals in the forest slowly... seriously, a motion detector sends them hiding. 14.5" x 10.5" x 2" deep, requires 4 AA batteries. details
Surely you and visitors to your kitchen can be more creative than whoever spelled the words shown in the picture. Includes over 100 tiles, with all Scrabble letters plus double word, triple word, and triple letter tiles. details
After adding pictures to this frame, add captions, speech bubbles, and thought balloons, then fill them out. 8.5 by 10.75 inches. details
How do you get a squirrel to put this hilarious head on? By putting some bird food in it. Has the added benefit of keeping them away from the actual bird feeders. details
At last, you can look cool while using an iPad. Just slide it into this desktop-sized arcade cabinet and control it with the built-in joystick and buttons. Lots of classic arcade games available to play on it. details
A Smurf floats in space, staring at you while you read. A little creepy, but it would be a lot weirder if it was Sandra Bullock. Uses 3 AAA batteries. details
Add faces—strange faces—to office objects, or to anything else. Liven up your stapler, your phone, your iPod... details
To paraphrase James Taylor, "Shower the people you love with phone." This bright red phone receiver screws right onto any standard shower hose and will look great in your bathroom. Not a real phone. (I mean, duh.) details
Store your books looming ominously over this little guy. And because it leans, you only need one. details
An evocative classic. No home disco is complete without it. You do have a home disco, right? details
Don't touch that dial! This 18.5" x 14" x 6" pillow looks like an old-fashioned TV, complete with fake wood panelling and fake dial with 13 channels. details
These magnets look like chewed gum in some lovely hues. Put up something on the fridge with this, and no one will take it down. details
Made of silicone and dishwasher safe, so better for eating off of than actual vinyl records, although you could probably use real CDs as accompanying coasters. details
This set of six 1" candles will not explode, but they're bound to put your guests on edge, especially if they've seen a lot of Roadrunner cartoons. details
Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details
This 12 x 8.5" picture is thick enough to look like an actual grate mounted on the wall. Get four and put them on all of a room's walls for a homey, comforting effect. details
Each is seven inches across. We're talking giant googly eyes. Anything will look more interesting, especially things that move around, because they'll make the eyes google. details
At last, the ultimate hipster cat toy. The wheel of steel is actually recycled cardboard, which cats love to scratch. And, check out the excellent stickers. details
Finish your shower feeling that special glow, and knowing the atomic number for the most famous of radioactive elements. Human tested and vegan friendly. details
When they say "horror movie," they basically mean "Psycho." The matching bloody footprint bathmat is a nice touch. 100% polyester! details
This 4" finger puppet will stare at you disdainfully as it rejects the labels of post-structuralism and postmodernism. details
What kind of kitchen timer would a real hipster have? Duh, just look at the picture. 55 minutes maximum, in case that's an issue. details